You knew it was gonna happen....

Octomom has signed a deal for a reality T.V. show.

I'm so shocked! (insert sarcastic tone here) How ELSE is she gonna pay for 14 kids, besides all the handouts she's already getting? Wish someone would make a reality show of MY life and pay ME a million dollars for it. It would be called Glynn and Jodie plus 4 (and a dog, a guinea pig, and a turtle...yes, we're keeping the damn thing, don't ask). Episode One: Booger Picking 101. Episode Two: How in the hell did Brady get sand in his crack? Episode Three: Projectile Vomiting on the couch...if these cushions could talk. You get the idea.

When did we as a society become so enamored with the day-to-day drudgery of everyone else's lives? I am SUCH a hypocrit, here. I watch all of those shows. I think it makes us feel better that we're not the only ones who sometimes substitute a bath for a dip in the kitchen sink.

That being said, I don't think there's a thing in that woman's life that I could EVER relate to.


The shameful thing is, I'll probably watch it. If only to point, jeer, and be judgemental.



Yes, I'm perfect. And I never make mistakes. Therefore giving me the right to judge others. (again, sense the sarcasm, people)


But the one mistake I'll NEVER make? Having so many kids by some anonymous sperm donor that I have to do a "kid count" every 10 minutes to make sure none of them have escaped.


I'm fine with my four, thank you very much. Maybe just one more.......